Video Commercial
Camera for Shakespeare
To the tune of Frozen’s “Do you want to build a snowman”
Salesman:
Shakespeare?
(Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock)
Do you wanna get a camera?
Produce your plays on every wall
People wanna see your plays.
We’ve got a way
Canon or nikon it’s your call-
We used to have no cameras
And now we do
I wish I could tell you why!-
Do you wanna get a camera?
It has to be a camera
Shakespeare:
Tell me more...
Salesman:
Okay, here
(Knocking)
Do you wanna get a camera?
Produce your plays in every hall
I think a cannon is overdue
We’ve got coupons for you
Discounts off the wall
(Hang in there, DSLR!)
It gets a little boring
All these theater rooms,
Just watching the plays go by-
(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)
(Orchestral)
Salesman:
(Knocking)
Shakespeare?
Please, I know you're in there,
People are asking where you've been
You said “The world’s a stage”, so why not videotape?
It’s right out here for you; just click record
We only have a camera
It's just nikon or canon
What are you gonna do?
Do you wanna get a camera?
To the tune of Frozen’s “Do you want to build a snowman”
Salesman:
Shakespeare?
(Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock)
Do you wanna get a camera?
Produce your plays on every wall
People wanna see your plays.
We’ve got a way
Canon or nikon it’s your call-
We used to have no cameras
And now we do
I wish I could tell you why!-
Do you wanna get a camera?
It has to be a camera
Shakespeare:
Tell me more...
Salesman:
Okay, here
(Knocking)
Do you wanna get a camera?
Produce your plays in every hall
I think a cannon is overdue
We’ve got coupons for you
Discounts off the wall
(Hang in there, DSLR!)
It gets a little boring
All these theater rooms,
Just watching the plays go by-
(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)
(Orchestral)
Salesman:
(Knocking)
Shakespeare?
Please, I know you're in there,
People are asking where you've been
You said “The world’s a stage”, so why not videotape?
It’s right out here for you; just click record
We only have a camera
It's just nikon or canon
What are you gonna do?
Do you wanna get a camera?